Jiayi and I were chatting over MSN and discussing how to fend off pervs especially when you're alone in lifts with them. And I must say I've come up with an extremely ingenious idea.
Simple just carry a blender around with you. And when the perv gets even remotely close to you, rip off his pants, position the blender at his balls, and switch the blender on!! Inevitably, his balls will be blended into balljuice!
After that, he will probably be spasming on the ground in pain. At this point in time, we force open his mouth, and force the balljuice down his throat. So in effect, HE'S DRINKING HIS OWN BALLS!!
That's for trying to get fresh with innocent young women like us! We deserve a lot better than such ill treatment from you, scum of this earth!
P.S. The blended must be battery operated.
P.P.S. sigh there is really plenty of scum on this earth. based on first hand experience. like, today. thinking about it makes me sad. shut up brain.
