Humans are going to become skinnier in the future years! Perhaps this may only apply to a few nationalities and races, such as Singaporeans. I shall proceed to explain why.
This morning I went to buy brunch for my mother and I. I went to our favourite vegetarian stall to buy the vegetarian bee hoon. To my horror, the quantity of the bee hoon and all the other ingredients have decreased by a considerable bit. Also, they have excluded some yummy things we like to eat in the bee hoon, like the crispy crispy flour thingy. In fact if we want that, we'll have to pay another 50 cents for each packet! I asked the auntie why this is so. She said, "dong xi qi jia le ma." (which means, the cost of everything has increase.)
And the thing is, it's the same almost everywhere. Not just our vegetarian stall! It's also the same with my favourite Fishball noodles stall. ='( Last time one bowl of Fishball kway teow was just $2. And whenever I add fishball, the auntie will add until a lot. Not one bowl has become $2.50, and when I ask for more fishballs, the auntie will only add a few, and it becomes $3. Sadness befalls.
So therefore, what I can deduce from this is that in future, either all food increases in price, or the stall holders give u a much lesser quantity for a much smaller portion, and so Singaporean food portions will become like French food portions! And then we will become slim like the French! =D So actually it's not such a bad thing, because the stall holders will now help us to control our diets too! By helping us not to eat too much!
Baby Bear should be happy about this because he doesn't only have me to help him watch his diet anymore! The food stall holders all over Singapore can help him too! And I will be able to shed my own kgs too so that I can match with him after he loses 5 million pounds training at California Fitness!
After this whole episode, more people will be able to fit onto MRT trains and buses. So therefore, crowds at MRT stations and bus interchanges will decrease at a much faster rate since all the vehicles can contain more people now. So maybe because of less human congestion for such public transportation, more people will abandon taxis and cars, and take public transport! And then in turn, air pollution will be reduced due to less traffic on the roads! THE WORLD WILL BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE!!! BECAUSE THE AUNTIE AT THE VEGETARIAN STALL AND FISHBALL STALL AND MANY OTHER STALLS ARE NOW GIVING OUT SMALLER FOOD PORTIONS!!
Okay bye.
